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Hecka Salad Loves Stinky-Footed Women!
Age 64 From Santa Cruz, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am one of the most kind, gentle, open-minded, generous, and non-judgmental guys you are ever gonna meet. I have a HUGE foot fetish, and I am seeking a woman with intensely stinky feet. I think I must have been a hound dawg in a past life, because I absolutely love all the wonderful smells that a woman's body can produce! For example, I love a pair of socks so dirty with foot grime from extensive wear wear that they can practically walk up by themselves; so slimy with accumulated foot sweat that they could stick to a wall; and so pungent with the intense, intoxicating, fragrance of female feet that they could peel the paint off that wall, too. Woof! Can you make me a pair of socks like that and come model 'em for me? If so, I have a LOT of money to compensate you for your time and effort!!
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, European
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Other
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Technical Writer & Blue Collar Musician
I Make This Much In A Year  
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gambling, Games, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Theater, Travel, Tv, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
An environment and an experience that makes the woman pleasantly surprised, intrigued, stimulated, comfortable, amused, excited, happy and fulfilled.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky-diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Live every day such that when I am an old man lying on his deathbed looking back on his life, I have no guilt, fear, or regret.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, New age, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Erotica, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Supernatural, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Freefall

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A kind, open-minded. and non-judgmental woman with naturally stanky feet.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck
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